I'll have a more coherent announcement soon, but feel free to start telling people about it now, and rest assured, most of you will make it through the evening alive.
There will be a speech by the Dean, door prizes, snax, and mayhem (especially if someone brings a bottle or two).
Sewer Apprentices, raging sycophants, and other non-laurely types are also welcome, because I am not eating all the Hostess Sno-Balls by myself, dammit.
Tuesday, August 5th, 7pm. Speechification at 8pm. Door prizes and mayhem following.