July 7th, 2008

judgin ur stuff

That seat? Not yours. Nope.

 There is a fine art to mooching off other people at events, and you know what?  Everyone does it wrong.

Wrong, wrong, wrong.  All of you mooches need to get your act together, or the nice people from whom I have siphoned all sorts of hospitality for the past twenty years (including, but not limited to:  Chairs, food, feast gear, a bed, napping space, medication, band-aids, shade, clothing [SCA and mundane], jewelry, books, and minions to do my every bidding) will get very pissed off, and will stop offering hospitality to ANYONE.

Clearly, this cannot be allowed to happen, or I will have to start actually bringing chairs and food to events.

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