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Skeletons in the closet...

The weekend was lovely, I'll update on that later.

In the process of moving, we've been going through old stuff, including backing up the computer, and Bob found something he wrote up for me a long time ago, and I want to re-publish it, because... well, you'll see.

Do you remember the first heady days of everyone and their dog getting a blog?  How we all did endless memes?  In fact, I introduced myself to LJ by making up an SCA meme, which then did the rounds (somewhere along the way, my name got unattached to it, but that's the way these things go).  Every now and then, Bob would read my blog, and then answer some of the multi-question memes.  For posterity, I'd like to re-post one of his:

The 50 Random Questions About You meme (that's not its name, but it's a perfect description, so we're going with it), as answered by Bob.


1.   When was the last time you shaved?
As a member of an oppressed minority (men), I am forced by the conventions of an egalitarian society to shave everyday. Also, chicks dig it.

 

        2. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
Swedish.

        3.   Do you enjoy looking at your myspace* profile?
        Regrettably, I can no longer bend over far enough to see my space at all, let alone in profile.

        4. What does your favorite candle smell like?
        Nightshade.

        5.   Are you any good at math?
        Up to ten, yeah.

 6.   Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
According to the Witness Protection Program, no.

 

7.   When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
The last time I was ejected from a crowded movie theater. Stupid ushers.

 

8.   Who should get number one on People magazine’s sexiest list?

      I think the sexiest list is the short one for Supreme Court Justice, but I’m biased because I’m not on it.

 

9.   What is one of your favorite things to do when it’s cold outside?
Burn books.

 

10. What is one of your favorite things to do when it’s hot outside?
Glue carbonized books back together.

 

11. What was the last TV show you watched?
As opposed to, what, ate?

 

12. Do you have any famous ancestors?
Adam and Eve.

 

13. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
My room has no doors.

 

14. Do you have a secret identity?
Uh, no..., but I’d ask that you not show my picture around Bangkok.

 

15. Have you ever sniffed magic markers?
Only the ones that sniffed me first.

 

16. What was one of your favorite toys as a child?
Ronco’s Big Bag o’Glass.

 

17. Are you good at cooking anything in particular?
PCP, but I had to give that up. Stupid parole officers.
 

       18. Do you have any injuries right now?
        No. Wait a minute....AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

       Okay, ask again.

       18. Do you have any injuries right now?
Yes.

        19. Do you have a credit card?
Many. Some even have *my* name on them.

20. Have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school?
No, but I did have to pawn some stuff. Not any of *my* stuff, but, you know, stuff.

 

21. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace** profile?
It sounds familiar, but the echo is throwing me off.

 

22. Do you have DSL, cable or dialup?
I have a belly button (who the hell are you writing this for?)

 

23. Do you ever leave messages on people’s answering machines/voice mail?
Not that anyone has ever been able to prove.

 

24. Have you ever wanted to look like someone else?
Just during the manhunt.

 

25. What’s your favorite frozen treat?
That guy they found in the Alps.

 

26. Are you an organized person?
This is pretty insulting. Just cause I’m Italian doesn’t mean I’m a made guy. You might wanna be more careful in da future, capice?

 

27. Do you think you have an OCD about anything?

 Not since the Excommunication. (http://www.ocd.ie)

     

28. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity too?
The Beatles (yes, I’m that old).

 

29. What are your guilty pleasures?
They’re actually more nollo contedere pleasures. (Google it)

 

30. Are you a fast reader?
I’m already on Question #35.

 

31. Have you ever put “yes please” by sex on something you had to fill out?
Yes, and I almost wasn’t allowed to take the bar exam as a result.
 

         32. Have you ever vandalized anything?
         Yes. Sorry about your car. And house. Oh, and the dog.

        33. Are you afraid or bothered by something that others find strange?
         Bad grammar.

        34. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
         Did you know that that’s a crime in Ocean City, Maryland? Or did you mean with a stick?

 

35. Do you use Twizzlers as straws?
No, the cocaine tends to clump in them.

 

36. What’s the most painful dental procedure you’ve had?
For myself, a root canal. There was a tooth extraction that severely injured a bystander, tho.

 

37. Can you name all 50 states?
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut

Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming.

Yes.

38. Is there a celebrity that you would like to punch in the face?
Yes. Stupid restraining order.

 

39. Have you ever stepped on something sharp and had it go through your foot?
Cheddar cheese

 

40. Have you ever been stung by a jellyfish?
Yeah, and if you see that Mother F**ker, you tell he’s a dead man! You hear me! Dead!

 

41. What’s one of the dumbest home remedies that you’ve heard of?
Cutting off your nose to spite your face.

 

42. Have you ever saved anyone’s life?
Yes, and he’s never forgiven me.

 

43. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
The one time it gave me a perm was pretty good. Mostly, no.

 

44. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different kinds of popcorn for Christmas?
Yes, and thank you very much for reminding me of my second ex-wife.

 

45. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
A really great outdoor one in Arizona that’s only open during the day.

 

46. Do you use a lot of salt?
Define “a lot”. Unless you mean that guy in the Bible and it was his wife that was turned into salt and, no, I never used her.

 

47. Is your closet organized?
This is pretty insulting. Just ‘cause my closet’s Italian doesn’t mean it’s a made closet. You might wanna be more careful in da future. And hang that jacket up, ya know whaddam sayin’?

 

48. What is a funny sound to you?

      One hand clapping. Got a cd of it; never fails to give me the giggles.

 

49. Have you ever been complimented on something other than your looks?
 My cat-like reflexes.

 

50. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
Yes, and if you’ve ever had one of my special hors d’oeuvres, so have you.


*Yes, this meme is that old.

** No, really.  Prehistoric.

Comments

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florentinescot
Feb. 22nd, 2011 03:21 am (UTC)
that's absolutely hysterical! Thanks. I really needed that tonight.
melaniesuzanne
Feb. 22nd, 2011 04:06 am (UTC)
Funny men are the absolute best. :)
colsith
Feb. 22nd, 2011 02:34 pm (UTC)
Heh...I have always loved his sense of humor. Remind him he still owes me a copy of "So what the hell is a Provost" from years ago. ;)

BTW...you guys were right. This whole being FORMER Landed is kinda rockin. ~grin~
psalite
Feb. 22nd, 2011 05:14 pm (UTC)
Thanks for reposting I really needed a good laugh today
reasie
Feb. 23rd, 2011 08:22 pm (UTC)
I like 30, 39 and 47 the best.

Hee!!!
( 5 brains — Leave a chunk of brain! )

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