One of the things I am a-feared of in winter happened this morning - I slipped on invisible ice (I was looking at the ground, and it was identical to everything else!) and hit my hands. Fortunately, I twisted, and took most of the weight on my hip (which is why I'm able to type this)*, but I gave both hands a right smack.
So, no smart clever post today. I haz a hurt.
*(Also, I have drugs. Sweet, sweet drugs.)